[A vibrant street set: colorful houses, cheerful music. Kids and adults seen playing and laughing. A young child steps in front of the camera, wearing a blazer and holding a mug labeled "Parenting: Where Your Problems Grow in 3D"]

Child Host (enthusiastic):
"Hey, grown-ups! Struggling to adult? Welcome to Sesame Street for Grown-ups, where we help you figure out life—because… Yeah! you need it."

[Cut to another kid on a couch, holding a wine glass filled with juice, gesturing toward a chalkboard reading, "Lesson #1: Coping with your human potato brother at Thanksgiving]

Child Host 2 (sassy):
Lesson #1. Uh oh! Is Uncle Brian is chewing like a camel again? Talking about his dog’s autism? Is it making you want to throw your chardonnay in his stupid, pompous, face like Tamra at Vicki’s fall party? Slam your prosthetic on the table like Aviva at Le Cirque?

Worry not! Try the polite– yet vacant–  smile-nod-disassociate- technique. With phrases like “Oh, how about that?” and “Well, there you go!” you’ll be seething, but not showing! 

[Scene transitions to kid in an anime cosplay outfit, surrounded by plushies.]

Child Host 3 (empathetic):
"Lesson #2: Your kid is into anime! Cooooool! It's time to embrace their weird– I mean world! Yes–even if it means googling 'What is a Shonen Protagonist?' Come on, Let’s do this together!"

[Cut to another child holding a pillow, sitting in a tent labeled 'Safe Cry Zone.']

Child Host 4 (chipper):
"Lesson #3: Sometimes you need a good, ugly cry. And that's okay! Just like…hide it from us, and everyone else! 

 We’ll help you find some special secret sad spaces in your own home like: your child’s reading teepee, the trunk of your toyota sienna, or, sneaky little you–- the top shelf of your pantry! 

Handle your unhinged big feelings like a grown up– alone! With a little practice, you’ll never sob in an ikea again!

Child Host 5 (smug):
"And Lesson #4: I’m looking at you, dad! With exercises like: reading a furniture assembly guide, keeping your screams in at soccer practice, and– yes– discreet sneezing, you’ll be allowed back at field day in no time! 

[Hosts gather in front of iconic Sesame Street sign, but it now reads, “mmmmHMMMMMMmm”

All Hosts:
"Join us every week for relatable tips, mildly judgmental advice, and just enough chaos to simulate your hell of a home life. Because– we might be kids, but even we know better."

[Cheerful music plays as the screen fades to the tagline: "Sesame Street for Grown-ups – Let us raise you."]