This fever dream of a show about a dinosaur who’s definitely on some kind of list has everything

you love me

i love you

you ever seen the inside

of a swedish prison

a mismatched group of suspiciously well behaved kids, bilingual squirrels, and a theme song that will haunt your soul

her named carol

my grandma’s house

grandma

But if you want a real paleontological phenomenon…

flavored toilet paper

It’s like land before time but with a cash bar for mummy and dada

can you tell

he’s british

 And for you kiddos who need to chill, there’s a quiet corner

It’s that thing of where you can dig for possum bones in edible sand

If you look like this

you will too

Jurass-HIC?

Look at this guy he loves it

shut up wyatt

mmmmHMMMMMMMMMMM

It’s got everything

prehistoric techno beats

and a guy named Velocirapper

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